also "not so much a mistake as a comedy of errors and surreality"
3) Do you believe in God?
yea i think so. becayse the big bang theory doesn't make sense to me
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
my b*yfriend
5) Do you regret it?
of course
6) Have you ever been depressed?
nevder in my life !m :)
7) Do you have a best friend?
i suppise i do
8) Are you a boy or girl?
girl i believe
9) What is your relationship status?
the prson who answered this b4 me on livejournal was such a smart a ss! anyway i just said i have a gbotiyfriend idiot
10) How do you want to die?
in a pool of blood
11) What did you last eat?
a sandwih
12) When was your last non-physical fight?
idk i try not to dwell on these thingas!
13) Do you have an attitude?
duh!
14) Ever been in love?
yes idiot
15) What is your real name?
grapefruit tiramisu
16) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Youre mom haha JK
17) Do you miss someone?
also "Yes but my aim is improving"
18) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
how do u even cut it??????
19) Do you tan a lot?
im a literal vampire
20) Have any pets?
also "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! are they really pets when they train you though?" -- 2 1/2 cats all cray cray
21) How exactly are you feeling?
want to drink more cascade ice have to pee want to eat beans. gonna p brb
22) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
duh but cant driv e technically
23) Ever made out in the bathroom?
no sounds dirty
24) Would you take any of your exes back?
no
25) Are you scared of spiders?
yes fuck tho guys. i like looking at pix of them though
26) Would you go back in time if you could?
yea probably even though i would probably ruin te world somehow
27) Do you regret anything in your past?
i PREFER not to DWELL on things like THAT!
28) What are your plans for this weekend?
WEEKEND IS NOT CONCEPT FOR ME. I WILL DO SAME THIN I DO EVERY DAY.
29) Do you want to have kids?
also "I have the recipes so yes".
30) Ever kissed somebody that name starts with an M?
surprisinlgy yes
31) Do you type fast?
yea but i dont look back as u can see
32) Do you have piercings?
ears ya, i had nose when iwas 16 but ripped it out. i got septu when i was 18 but took it out like 1.5 yr later
33) Want any more?
wearing 2 pairs of earrings would bee cool but i dont want to pay someone $100 2 stab me rn
34) Can you spell well?
i won a spelling bee
35) Do you miss anyone from your past?
pretty sure this was already asked.
36) What are you craving right now?
benas
37) Ever been to a bonfire party?
ya i got too cross-faded and walked 200ft away and called a boy on the phone and c ried i think and then thew up lvoe partyinggggg :-D
38) Have you ever been on a horse?
like 1000 year ago
39) Kissed someone in a truck?
possible but i try not to dwell on these tihngs
40) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
hundreds
41) Have you ever been cheated on?
noot that i know of
42) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
inadvertently
43) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
i am rn and we have illegitimate bebes
44) What should you be doing?
applying to 1000 more jobs profbably as the state wnats
45) What's irritating you right now?
ur questions
46) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
also "Licked someone so much it hurt. well yeah your tongue gets all dry and nasty."
47) Does somebody love you besides family?
also "I have been told this is so. I beleive this is so."
48) What is your favorite color?
red
49) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
also "Yes but the magical earrings always make me dance too and that was really hard. It is hard to be a teenage magical girl!"
50) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
why would i do that
51) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
yes
52) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
when he sees weed smoking subereddits maybe
53) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
bf i assuem
54) Do you give out second chances too easily?
i don interact with a soul but i probably did
55) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
also "hmmmm I forgive pretty easy and since all the sleep apnea and diabeties i forget pretty damn easy anymore too... what was the question..."
56) Is this year the best year of your life?
LOL!
57) What was your child hood nicknames?
i am staunchly anti-nickname
58) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
no!!!
59) Do you think you're a good person?
also "Well i do not have heavy bruising and no rotten spots and my expiration date is pretty far off so i think i am good."
60) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
yes it's how i cope
61) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
braided my hair
62) Is there anyone you wish was still in your life? Who?
u dont know her she go 2 anorgher school
63) What is bothering you?
also "didn't i cover this one earlier. you know i think i need to make one of these damn things so i can finally have one that does not repeat so much and asks better questions."
64) Have you ever been out of state province?
huh
65) Are you listening to music right now?
i've never
66) Do you like Chinese food?
yes
67) Do you know your fathers b-day?
well yes
68) Are you afraid of the dark?
sometimes
69) Is cheating ever okay?
on a test yes
70) Are you mean?
i usually try not to be
71) Can you keep white shoes clean?
i think so bit maybe i just dont care
72) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
ALSO "No not really considering that you asked me about keeping shoes clean you whore."
73) Do you believe in true love?
dont we all.....
74) Do you like the outside?
in theory
75) Are you currently bored?
kind of and its all your fualt
76) Do you wanna get married?
i wouldnt mind
77) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
it could be
78) Are you hungry?
not really
79) Do you have a bank account?
yes.
80) What makes you happy?
working out unfortunately
81) Would you change your name?
no i would probably end up hating my new name more somehow
82) Ever been to Alaska?
no but i want to drive there.
83) Do you watch the news?
I PREFER NOT TO DWELL ON THOSE THINGS
84) What's your zodiac sign?
SAGITTarius sun PISCES RISING capricorn moon also how do i find my sun bear tribe sign
85) Do you like Subway?
when i worked therer i liked it too much 12 lines of mayo too mufch.... i had to be conme vegan to force myselfto stop. good cookies too i ate chocolate chips in the back rom.
86) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
it was 3 seconds ago so yes
87) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
ignore
88) Do you like your friends?
also "no i hate them all that's why they are friends. Idiot."
89) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
ya anytime i see some1 i know
90) Who is the last guy you talked to?
my bf idiot
91) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
gives them less mney 2 spend on me puke emoji
92) What's going on between you and your best friend?
we are strairtngn a ap odcast.
93) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Your, mom LAST Night ;)
94) Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
yeah they died it was too high a fall XD
95) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
if theyre not stupid and ugly
96) What do you wear more: jeans, sweats, or shorts?
lol ALSO "Shorts. and you are damn lucky i am wearing them when i do."
97) You're a Sharpie marker, what colour are you?
i thinik i had pastel ones at some point? and then my friend stlle them. but i'd be one of them
98) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
neither but i do like showering after i work out which is alwasy at night cuz i cant get up in the mrnings.
3. Is there anything in your fridge right now you would never eat or drink?
yes lots i;m a vegan w carnist roommates.....
4. Do you drink coffee?
no i dont like ethe way it tastes
5. Do you nap a lot?
i am staunchly anti-nap
6. Who was your first celebrity crush?
every1 in high sdchool music
7. What's your current fandon/obsession/addiction?
this i guess
8. What are you listening to right now?
the episode of sabrina hte teenage witch where she kisses ahrvey 4the first time
9. What was the last text message you received?
from my mom
10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
this one and everything else is wrong. letterboxd someti,es
11. What was the last thing you bought
i bought a lot of pants from f*rever21 yesteday lol.... i hate thm so much but i jut want my butt to look good.
12. Astronauts or cavemen? Explain.
cavemen cuz astronauts arent real
13. Does weather affect your mood?
yes but i dont have windows so also not that much
14. What is your zodiac sign?
sagittarius baby ive already told u
15. Name a song that makes you think of a ship/character you like lately.
i've only been lisetning to lily chou chou
16. Weird dream
all of them but i once dreamt i was at a gas station and i wanted to buy yuyushiki figures but then a girl w lip fillers bit my lips off or something. and there may have been a spongebob energy drink but that could have alos be n real life.
17. Do you have any siblings?
no thats y i'm such a narcissist
18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now but can't say out loud?
